Articles by Alfie

I’m sorry to be a disillusionist or a sceptic, but if Deryn Brown can use a crowd to predict the lottery numbers then this would […]

The Pet Dogs Democratic Party is increasingly concerned about the activities of the far right. We recognise all dogs regardless of race or creed to […]

I was horrified to hear that a dog has changed hands for the price of £350,000. Unbelievably, that is what someone from China was willing […]

If my Mistress wrote a plot in which a priest hijacked a plane, everyone would say that it wasn’t very likely to happen, but it […]

What fantastic news I read this morning. Apparently, scientists are suggesting that it is bad for couples to share a bed to sleep. Now you […]

Every so often you have a moment of inspiration. My Mistress has a small amount of money in shares. She has a remarkable knack for […]

I enjoy the odd contradiction now and again. Whilst the Government is busy trying to persuade everyone to trade their old cars in and buy […]

I though Saturday’s excitement had come to an end so I wrote up my diary before the evening. I wasn’t to know I’d be calling […]

Yesterday was simply the most exciting day. I can’t show you the results of the photos yet as we won’t get them for a few […]

As a dog, sometimes the human news headlines are unbelievable. I resisted commenting on the release of the Lockerbie bomber, although I couldn’t see why […]