Month: December 2007

My mistress has lost the plot. She was only dancing on her own round the lounge. Dancing might be a minor exaggeration as to say […]

Not content to completely besmirch Santa’s good name for her own pleasure, my mistress has only gone and sent a poem about Santa to a […]

When you live in a country that basically sits at sea level, waterlogged is the term you use to describe the dry ground. When it […]

It turns out that my mistress is trying to start a forest in the lounge. My first thought was “At last she has caved in […]

Cardboard boxes are appearing all over the place. My mistress seems to be intent on hiding everything away in boxes. She says it is all […]

You really do have to laugh. The moles are definitely in the lead. They had dug 18 holes in this end of the garden in […]

I’m sorry children. I don’t think there will be any presents this year. My mistress appears to have killed Santa. She claims it was an […]

You have got to worry about this household. There I am, sitting quietly on my bed yesterday, when my mistress says to my master “If […]

Donkey is definitely my favourite character in Shrek. I think his enthusiasm for life reminds me of myself. I watched ‘Shrek de Derde’, or ‘Shrek […]

My weekend is not going according to plan. For a start my mistress is completely insufferable as she has been shortlisted in an international satire […]