Month: November 2007

Now I know why potato starch can be used as glue. We had a small incident with a blender and some glue last night. When […]

My mistress had nightmares last night. She told me what she was dreaming and given she is trying to arrange an international move, I don’t […]

The first set of fairy lights have been turned on, the Christmas letter is written and my mistress is already working out menus for our […]

This is the letter I have put together to apply for the position of England Manager. I sent it to the Sunday Times and am […]

I have seen pictures of places like Stonehenge and it is leading me to draw a very worrying conclusion. Our moles are digging a perfect […]

The ground is frozen and still the moles dig. Given the choice between hibernation and manual labour, who in their right mind chooses not to […]

That will teach her not to blame me for everything. To be fair the first rug that went through the wash was because I had […]

It’s all my sister’s fault. Just because she doesn’t weigh as much as I do, it’s hardly my fault. For a start I’m a boy […]

My sister is scary. You may think the same about your sister but I’m sure mine is scarier. There is only one of my sisters […]

It really wasn’t playing fair. My mistress changed the sheets on her bed, something to do with mud and dog hair! When she had finished […]