Articles by Alfie

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Alfie, happy birthday to me. I am finally one year old. I don’t feel […]

I can now report that in a recent survey (yesterday in fact) 5 out of 8 dogs said they were not allowed on the sofa […]

Well the Pet Dogs Democratic Party is going to have more work to do than I had envisaged. I decided to conduct a survey amongst […]

My mistress wants me to publish some of my dairy. It all came up as we drove to the dog sitter yesterday. She casually asked […]

Once again my little bag is packed for going away. Although it isn’t for very long I am really not happy to have to be […]

I went for a walk in the dark. There seems to be a lot more of the dark at the moment, it is appearing at […]

You would be forgiven for thinking this story was apocryphal (I found that word in the dictionary apparently it means ‘made-up’) but believe me I […]

I find it hard to understand how my master gets away with staying in bed until lunchtime. More to the point I really don’t know […]

My mistress prevented me from making a Guy. She said I beg at the table quite enough without begging more publicly. She has however promised […]

According to my dog-sitter I am an ‘alpha dog’ but without the aggression. I don’t know what all that means and I am quite happy […]