Articles by Alfie

We have a dinghy with the boat. It’s small, near the water and I for one have no intention of setting paw in it. It […]

I have been wondering about cloning. If someone were to take the appropriate cells from me and clone them, so that we got another puppy […]

I have been wondering how the Norfolk Broads got their name. Now I can understand the Norfolk bit, I’m not totally stupid, but why Broads? […]

If you’re going to throw a rope that needs to be caught then you need to find someone that can catch. More to the point […]

Why would someone with vertigo go on a holiday on a boat? I maybe a dog and my views on the world may not count […]

My postings are going to be rather shorter than I would have liked whilst I’m away. For a start there is no power to recharge […]

Now I ought to be excited that I’m on holiday and of course I am, or at least I almost am. It’s just that I […]

As the car was being packed I was starting to think there wasn’t going to be room for me, however my Mistress reassured me that […]

All I can say is that I hope it is a very big boat that we’re going on. How on earth my Mistress thinks she […]

Having recently taken the trouble to write a lengthy letter of complaint to a hotel about the standard of its accommodation, my Mistress was delighted […]