Articles by Alfie

I seem to be having a week for getting into trouble. In my defence this was not entirely my fault, but my Mistress didn’t entirely […]

I’ve said I’m sorry, what more can I say? It was all a big misunderstanding. I really couldn’t have known. They all went to see […]

I’ve been considering my role as surrogate child. I think I’m taking full advantage of it, but it’s always worth the thought of whether there […]

Our walk yesterday didn’t go according to plan. My Mistress decided that it was a nice spring day and we could go for a nice […]

There is one small downside to no one else in the house having paw shaped feet. I always get the blame for the muddy pawprints […]

I have been upstaged by a seven year old. It seems that jumping all over my master to tell him I’m glad he’s home is […]

If only mud were a saleable commodity, this village would be the richest place on earth. Instead, those of us who walk round here sport […]

The first puppy has opened his eyes. I wonder what he is making of the world he is now part of. To be honest, my […]

Have I mentioned that we are going to be getting a rabbit? As usual with these things, it’s my Mistress’s fault. In a moment of […]

Although my Mistress claims she isn’t superstitious, she refused to check the council website on Friday to see whether planning permission has been granted for […]