Saturday 17th March 2012 – I admit to being grumpy
It’s the tablets. Last time I was on these tablets I was like a bear with a sore head and a dog being like a […]
It’s the tablets. Last time I was on these tablets I was like a bear with a sore head and a dog being like a […]
Now, I know you are going to tell me I shouldn’t have been arguing with Megan in the first place and you are probably right, […]
Aristotle asked to go outside to the toilet. He was fibbing! He didn’t need to go at all. He’d spotted that in the barrel on […]
“You write the diary on Monday, Ari. Tell them all the mischief you’ve been up to.” That’s what Alfie said to me. Although I think […]
It’s Aristotle here and I really don’t know where to start. How about if I go for the sympathy bid first and we take it […]
Don’t forget there’s still time to enter yesterday’s competition to win tickets to Crufts. Aristotle has seen a video of one of his brothers doing […]
Winter has been officially declared. The outside tap has been wrapped in its winter woollies and the plants have frost proof jackets on. I’m opening […]
Now that the wind has subsided we have been able to survey the damage. If the tail end of a hurricane can do this amount […]
A compost fetish I regret to say that Megan has developed a compost bin fetish. Now I know I may have told you previously that […]
One of my Mistress’s friends is coming to stay this weekend, which is good news as it means there is an extra pair of hands […]
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