Saturday 30th March 2013 – Honestly!

Well at least she rang me.

“How’s it going?” I said.

“I can’t talk for long there’s been a murder.”

“Is it my Master?”

“No…not yet.”

Well that’s reassuring, or at least better than her having killed him already. They did fall out the last time they went on one of these weekends so anything is possible. The problem is that firstly they are both very competitive and secondly they are both adamant that their way is the way to do things. As you can imagine if their way is the same that is ideal and there’s no stopping them, but if their way is different to the other one it can have disastrous consequences. I’m fully expecting either that only one of them will come back or that one of them will come back early… by train! Obviously, I’m hoping for the latter while expecting the former.

If I have understood it correctly, the murder that has taken place is not actually real, so you don’t need to worry too much. The fact that it’s not real doesn’t stop my Master and Mistress taking the investigation seriously and trying to solve the crime. All while trying to remember who they are pretending to be for the weekend. I’d get confused just saying I was someone other than I am. Although it does make it easier for my Mistress that she has adopted the name Megan vom Kornried for the weekend! My Master in a worrying move is calling himself Alfie! I just hope when they come home they have reverted to their normal personas or things are going to get very confusing.

Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind alfie@alfiedog.me.uk

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