A very happy Christmas to you all. We have had loads of presents. I think my Mistress is spoiling us. Shadow has a new collar. Megan has a new bed. I have lots of exciting nibbles and treats and we all have some chews and some Christmas treats. I was so busy with all of that I haven’t paid much attention to what everyone else has got. The only thing I did notice filled me with horror. My Mistress is now the proud owner of a roll up keyboard. Not for the computer I am sad to tell you. She can now play music wherever she is and as far as I am concerned that is not a good thing. I have told her. I really do not like her keyboard playing and it certainly isn’t made any the better by coming out of a tinny digital speaker. Oh I know I should be pleased for you, but some of the notes are really quite uncomfortable on my ears and then when she starts singing to it as well, what is a poor dog to do? I said some decent headphones would have been more useful from my perspective and I wouldn’t mind if it was me that had to wear them!
I know this may appear a little odd to the rest of you, but I have a message for James. The letter you are looking for is ‘N’. For everyone else, I will explain everything in good time.
To everyone else, please remember to make the most of your pets this Christmas and tell them how much you love them. Also remember they like turkey, ham, bacon, and most of the other goodies but it is best not to give them chocolate or anything with onion as they are toxic for us! When you tuck into the After Eight mints, just pass another bit of turkey our way and we will be eternally grateful.