My Mistress is in love with Chekov. To be fair she is in love with the others too, but earlier today he was crying. She hated seeing him upset and so she picked him up and cuddled him and then took him into the other room to see my Master and Andy and to look out of the window at the big wide world. It was surprising really that she was so sympathetic towards him as earlier he had spat wormer all over my Mistress’s clean clothes. She had to go and 
change.
This picture shows Chekov torturing himself by falling asleep right in front a piece of food.
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