Don’t panic – Thursday 26th April 2018
Don’t panic Don’t panic – who’s she kidding. If the smoke alarm goes off right above my head, of course I’m going to panic. It’s […]
Extra rations – Wednesday 25th April 2018
Extra Rations The good news is that I can have extra rations. The bad news is that it’s because I’ve lost a lot of weight […]
Best veteran – Tuesday 24th April 2018
Best veteran In my absence on Sunday at the Fun Day, I won a rosette for best veteran. Now to be fair, I think I […]
I must not bark in class – Monday 23rd April 2018
I must not bark in class I’m going to be spending my morning repeating the words ‘I must not bark in class’. I was not […]
Just the way I like it – Sunday 22nd April 2018
Just the way I like it Well yesterday morning was just the way I like it. “Aristotle,” our Mistress said, “how do you fancy a […]
I’m back – Saturday 21st April 2018
I’m back Well here I am, I’m back. You must have missed me after all that time. How’ve you been? I’m really well and enjoyed […]
Friday Flashback – Friday 20th April 2018
Friday Flashback Alfie has told me I have to paw the diary back after today. I’ll still be doing Monday and Friday as usual, but […]
Noise – Thursday 19th April 2018
Noise For a dog who has lost his voice, Alfie is making an awful lot of noise. Mum has spent the whole time suggesting he’d […]
Reason Why – Wednesday 18th April 2018
The Reason Why We suspect we may have found the reason why Alfie has lost his voice. He has been using it too much. Of […]
Lost Voice – Tuesday 17th April 2018
Lost Voice Well it’s Wilma here again today. Alfie is claiming that as he’s lost his voice for some reason he can’t type his diary. […]