I’m going to be famous. I’ve had a request to use my photograph from America. I’m so excited. Thanks to Facebook, I now have dog friends in other parts of the world and one of them has asked to use my photo. Of course, I said yes. It is one that has rather caught my better side. Megan is now sulking that she hasn’t had her own photo shoot and my Mistress has promised that if she’s good she’ll have one when she’s a bit older, so she’s a happy dog too.
What is making Megan a less happy dog is the rumbling going on in her stomach just at the moment. I can’t help but think that at some point soon there is going to be an almighty explosion and I can only hope for everyone’s sake that she is outside when that happens. I think she may have been eating something she shouldn’t. Which reminds me that one of my Mistress’s friends has recently visited China and has posted some photos of a restaurant that has as it’s theme ‘men’s toilets’. Why? Not why has he posted the photos, though of course you could ask that question. Why would anyone set up a restaurant with that as the theme? Even dogs like to keep their food and toileting separate and humans are supposed to be higher up the chain than us. I think it just proves my point that humans shouldn’t be left to run a country. Things are bound to go wrong on that basis. I did wonder what the profile of the visitors was and suspected it may be more male orientated and that most of the visitors if not still aged between eight and fifteen, probably have a sense of humour that got stuck around that age. Although thinking about it that may not rule out all that many human males. Of course I guess the really clever thing would be for it to have been set up by women to make money out of men! I would suggest it had been se up by a clever dog, but a clever dog is unlikely to go anywhere near a restaurant in China!