Thursday 25th June 2015 – What did I tell you?
Of course the sealant she was going to use to stick the spikes on was solid and unusable. I’d told her it would be, but […]
Wisdom and experience
Wednesday 24th June 2015 – Tweeting
Now when I’m talking about tweeting I’m not talking about the Internet. Our Mistress went up into the loft to check on the mouse situation […]
Monday 22nd June 2015 – I need some advice
Dear readers, I know this is ridiculous but as I’m getting older I’m getting more insecure. Our Mistress was out on Saturday morning and by […]
Friday 12th June 2015 – Cheap solutions rarely work
It’s official, the sweet potatoes are dead! Ah well, maybe we’ll try some sort of polytunnel next year. However every cloud has silver lining and […]
Monday 25th May 2015 – Getting in on the act
Aristotle’s paranoia is making me laugh. Once you see the red-legged partridges as part of a conspiracy you start seeing support for it all around […]
Saturday 23rd May 2015 – Being Top Dog
It’s Ari here again. How’ve you been? Now I don’t want to go counting my chickens, or red-legged partridges for that matter, before they’ve hatched, […]
Monday 18th May 2015 – The good thing about objectives
The best thing about objectives is that they are just aims. Sometimes they are more aspirational than others. My Mistress was reviewing the ones she […]
Thursday 14th May 2015 – Proud of Basil
It seems I’m not the only literary dog in the family. Basil (Beethoven) from Shadow’s second litter is in a book too. He didn’t actually […]
Tuesday 28th April 2015 – I had a nightmare
The night before last I had a nightmare. I can’t remember what it was about but it really upset me. The first my Mistress knew […]
Monday 20th April 2015 – Well done Granny
Granny has only gone and sent a copy of my Pet Dogs Democratic Party Manifesto to her local MP, who, I should add, is not […]