Health – Page 18 – Alfie's Diary Archive

February 5, 2019 Alfie 0

Caught out Wilma has been caught out. Our Mistress was aware that Wilma was getting up to the vegetable troughs but had not completely worked […]

January 19, 2019 Aristotle 0

Indignities Oh the indignities know no bounds. If it’s not bad enough that I’m not having cream applied to my bottom with a long cotton […]

January 12, 2019 Aristotle 0

Sore Bottom Now I know humans don’t like talking about these things in public, but my bottom’s sore. Oh I’ve licked it, but that only […]

January 10, 2019 Alfie 0

All home No sooner than we are all home together than our Mistress starts talking about going on other trips. I don’t think she likes […]

December 18, 2018 Alfie 0

Routine I’m at an age where I like my routine. I need to have the same things happen at the same times every day of […]

December 16, 2018 Aristotle 0

Hearing Test Our Mistress is trying to give Alfie a hearing test. He spent yesterday being very confused and at one point our Mistress could […]

December 13, 2018 Alfie 0

My Puppy Oh you have to laugh at my puppy Wilma. I don’t think I’ve done a very good job of bringing her up. Yesterday […]

November 29, 2018 Alfie 0

Selfie I don’t think I’ve quite got the hang of this selfie thing. I find it disconcerting to have a camera right in front of […]

November 28, 2018 Alfie 0

Christmas It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas around here. If it is dry today the tree will be appearing. It’s not one of […]

November 27, 2018 Alfie 0

Stairs I think the stairs and I are going to fall out fairly soon. I’m not talking about the new ones. They are pretty good […]