Tuesday 16th April 2013 – Use your imagination
Two hormonal girls, some men shouting to each other, a chain saw and a wood shredder – now just imagine how much noise we were […]
Gardening
Wednesday 10th April 2013 – Dog Most Like its Owner
This was one occasion when winning dog most like its owner was not something my Mistress was hoping to achieve. Megan is not pregnant. It […]
Tuesday 9th April 2013 – Why did she have to say…
Why did she have to say ‘Don’t pee on the new trees.’ If she hadn’t mentioned it I would not have felt the burning urge […]
Friday 29th March 2013 – Murder
Normal people do not pack two children’s hobby horses and two jester hats when they are going away for the weekend. Not that is if […]
Tuesday 2nd October 2012 – She means business
Thanks to the excessive inclement weather and absence of anything you might describe as sunshine, our back patio is more moss than stones. My Mistress […]
Wednesday 5th September 2012 – Aristotle is cross with his mum
Ari was supposed to be starting his bronze classes this month. He’d already delayed doing them because of holidays and expecting his mum to come […]
Saturday 21st July 2012 – It’s a jungle out there
There are some trees at the bottom of our garden which are very effective at trying to spread their presence. Their seeds come down and […]
Wednesday 11th July 2012 – I have my uses
‘Alfie, what do I do to set up a blog?’ Oh the joy of finding myself giving out advice to my Mistress. It’s for the […]
Friday 6th July 2012 – Perfect growing weather
It’s warm, it’s wet and judging by the fact that the giraffes are barely visible above the grass it is the perfect growing weather. If […]
Monday 2nd July 2012 – We need some rabbits and some sheep
Someone needs to cut the grass. My Mistress hasn’t got time. I’m not good with the mower, Aristotle says he’s too young to handle machinery […]