Articles by Web00Wilma

I am distraught. It is with great sadness that I have to report the untimely and tragic death of ‘pig’. Pig has been my constant […]

Now we are for it. My master has discovered bidding on Ebay. When I say discovered, that would be a bit of an exaggeration, he […]

Well yesterday was all a bit of a let down, in a good sort of a way. Despite the fact of being apprehensive because the […]

I have been having a naughty day. You have to every once in a while. It felt like spring was in the air, even though […]

How should I know which particular item I found in the garden made me sick on the lounge rug? I’d read on my master’s ‘Worst […]

So once again my mistress finds an excuse for staying scruffy. She says she had made her mind up to go and buy some new […]

How can the 6 th day of the month be 12 th night? I suppose it is just another reason to mark humans down as […]

Another day another destination. More importantly though I need your help. If I am to become a worldwide cult figure the first step will need […]

Scrap the new year’s resolutions, I’ve had a better idea. I am going to devote 2007 to developing the cult of Alfie Dog. Snoopy and […]

Well we are back. It’s a bit confusing as we set off again tomorrow to ‘go back’ but thus is the life of the ‘international […]