Einstein meets the Kray Twins
Now when I say Einsteen meets the Kray Twins, I don’t mean literally and I don’t mean me! Next week for two days Aristotle and Wilma are going into kennels. It’s because we’ve got visitors and it gets a bit much for some people with all of us. Anyway, I said to our Mistress that I hoped she’d warned the kennels what a dangerous combination those two could be. Aristotle is the mastermind of the operation. I’m not saying Wilma isn’t clever, but I don’t know a dog as bright as Aristotle. Wilma is devious and will devise all sorts of dastardly plans. I’m just worried that the combination of the two of them could lead to situations the kennels really hadn’t anticipated.
They’ve already complained about just how fast Aristotle can slip through a gap in a door when you aren’t prepared for it. And that’s a problem our Mistress knows all too well. I can just imagine between the two of them Wilma creating a diversion so that Aristotle can get through the defences unnoticed. This is the problem with having bright and mischeivous dogs. We don’t just do what you expect!
Shopping for Treats
Our Mistress does not normally buy much in the way of dog treats. She’s really very strict with us all and says we shouldn’t overeat. That was before me trying to put weight on. She has been giving me all sorts so I enjoy the whole experience, but that means all the spare treat packets are running out. In a very unusual turn of events I’ve not got our Mistress asking me if I have any special requests for her getting treats for me from the pet shop. Sadly, my favourite malt and vanilla ones aren’t available here, at least not that I’ve found. I’d got to the shop and have a sniff but I’d find it all too stressful, so Wilma has volunteered to go on my behalf. I’ve reminded Wilma she needs to choose ones I would like and not just her favourites. To be honest I think that fell on deaf ears!
Have a lovely Thursday
Alfie
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