July 2016 – Alfie's Diary Archive

July 31, 2016 Aristotle 0

Our Mistress said I should have stressed yesterday that the time interval from being given her new toy to its total destruction was a matter […]

July 30, 2016 Aristotle 0

Oh you have to laugh living in this house. Things never quite work out as you would hope. On the good news side, Alfie did […]

July 29, 2016 Alfie 0

I don’t know if I should be pleased with myself for this or realise the inconvenience I’m causing. Apparently, my getting up at 5.10am is […]

July 28, 2016 Alfie 0

I had forgotten to tell you how pleased with herself our Mistress is feeling. She has started to harvest our crop of potatoes. She’s never […]

July 27, 2016 Alfie 0

It was a dark day yesterday for Wilma. On the upside she had a playdate with her friend Monty, which I’ll tell you about in […]

July 26, 2016 Alfie 0

Wilma had a very mixed day yesterday. It would have all been pretty good if she hadn’t had a moment of forgetting herself and played […]

July 25, 2016 Web00Wilma 0

It’s my birthday. I’m one year old today. I need to wish happy birthday to my brothers and sisters too. Have a happy birthday Wanda, […]

July 24, 2016 Aristotle 0

In the battle of wills over where Alfie sleeps for the time being he has won. Oh he didn’t misbehave downstairs. However, his behaviour during […]

July 23, 2016 Aristotle 0

Alfie did tell Wilma that is she was a good girl and did well yesterday then she could write today’s diary as an extra. She […]

July 22, 2016 Alfie 0

Oh it’s proving an odd week. Our Mistress had put our misbehaviour down to a number of things a) she’d been away without us boys […]

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