A Sloth Called Chris
We now have a sloth called Chris as part of the family. You will be pleased to here it is not a live sloth, just a stuffed toy. Of course, you won’t be as pleased as we were to learn that fact! Why Chris? Well, that’s our Master’s name and as I told you there has been a long family joke that sloths remind our Mistress of our Master. So now, Chris the sloth is going to be sitting on our Master’s side of the bed when he’s not in residence. I’m not completely sure where he’s going to be sitting when our Master is at home. The other possibility is that he’s going to be sitting in the passenger seat of the car when our Mistress is out and about as he’ll cheer her up then too.
To be quite honest we’re just pleased that’s all she brought home with her, seeing as there were things there that would eat us all at a moment’s notice. On balance, I think I’m probably glad we didn’t go.
Getting excited
Now we’re all getting excited as our Master will be home from Tuesday for the rest of the week. It will be the longest we’ve had him around for ages. Anyway, the reason I’m particularly excited is that he’s brought the other bag of biscuits that he went and got for me. I haven’t eaten all of the last packet yet, but it’s always good to know you aren’t going to run out.
To be frank, the other thing that gets me excited is that our Mistress does more cooking when our Master is home. I’m rather hoping to benefit. It can’t be helped that Wilma is on a diet so will not be the one to sample things. I shall of course show her some sympathy… but not much!
Have a good Sunday
Aristotle