{"id":9874,"date":"2015-02-16T06:00:28","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T06:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=9874"},"modified":"2024-04-11T16:37:49","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T16:37:49","slug":"monday-16th-february-2015-my-girlfriend-bella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2015\/02\/16\/monday-16th-february-2015-my-girlfriend-bella\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 16th February 2015 – My Girlfriend Bella"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Bella<\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

It\u2019s Alfie here. I\u2019m back after a weekend of concluding I\u2019m never going to make a film director, but more of that in a moment. I thought I\u2019d show you the photo I got from my girlfriend Bella when she opened her Valentine card from me. She\u2019s looking pretty pleased with it, don\u2019t you think? Isn\u2019t she beautiful? Well I think so anyway, even though I\u2019m being teased by Aristotle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mind you, he\u2019s the reason I\u2019m never likely to be a film directory. He\u2019s got too many of his own ideas of how things should be done. All I want is for him to follow his script. Yes I know he might think it degrading to have to wear and Apron, but if that\u2019s what the script calls for then that is what he has to do. He said he wanted to look a little more rugged, but that\u2019s my job. We can\u2019t all be the stars. Anyway, filming will resume today and we\u2019ll see if he is any more obliging. I\u2019ve got deadlines to meet and editing to do. It\u2019s not good him wanting to play the prima donna, it\u2019s not that sort of production. I guess if we can make a success of this one then we could try something a little more adventurous, but I\u2019m not sure my Mistress will really want to do that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am proud to say I\u2019m starting to get the hang of having my teeth cleaned. I\u2019m not terribly obliging at opening my mouth, so the insides aren\u2019t that clean yet, but the outsides are positively sparkling. I went to look in the hall mirror and quite liked the result. My gums don\u2019t bleed now either and it doesn\u2019t feel so strange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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