Normally there is some sort of order to our Mistress\u2019s desk. I\u2019m not really sure what\u2019s happened. I think she may be trying to do too many things at once, but the desk has gone critical. It is hard to find the keyboard from under the boxes and papers, which with my paws makes it very difficult to type. She has promised faithfully that she will try to sort it out for me today. When she does, I\u2019m looking forward to getting to the box which arrived while she was out yesterday as I\u2019m sure that\u2019s the one of things for me to test. I will do a full assessment of them and then give you all a photo and update of what\u2019s involved. If nothing else the box looks good and is says pawsomebox on the outside, which is a bit of a giveaway that it\u2019s for pets and not humans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are several notes to herself on our Mistress\u2019s desk. It\u2019s the one that says \u2018staple gun\u2019 that I find alarming. She has assured me it\u2019s so she can finish reupholstering the chair which is currently in several pieces on the dining room floor, but I think I might want to go upstairs out of the way while it is in use. It doesn\u2019t sound like my sort of thing at all. I do wonder what else she might find when she digs her way out. I know there are some dog biscuits under there somewhere as well as all my things ready to provide memberships of the Pet Dogs Democratic Party when the membership packs launch. Did I tell you the book has been set and ordered and everything is going to plan? The only thing left which could really go wrong is that the Government could call an earlier General Election and I wouldn\u2019t be ready.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"