{"id":9708,"date":"2014-12-19T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T06:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=9708"},"modified":"2014-12-19T06:00:44","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T06:00:44","slug":"friday-19th-december-2014-shadows-new-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2014\/12\/19\/friday-19th-december-2014-shadows-new-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday 19th December 2014 – Shadow’s New Boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Rolex\"<\/a>I thought you might like to hear a little about Shadow\u2019s new boyfriend. Here he is and doesn\u2019t he look handsome? If you are thinking he looks a little like our Aristotle, that would not be any great surprise. He is in fact Aristotle\u2019s brother by another mother.  Both Aristotle and Rolex\u2019s dad is Rino von der Untergass. Ari isn\u2019t taking the thought very well. He says it seems all wrong that one of his brothers will be mating with his mother, even if he isn\u2019t related to her in any way. I wonder if any of the puppies are going to turn out like a Ari? Do you think the puppies should be calling him brother or uncle?<\/p>\n

A very weird thing happened on Wednesday night. There was an old fashioned typewriter on Ebay that my Mistress really wanted to bid for. The auction was finishing at 3 in the morning, but because it was such a good price she decided to set the alarm and get up to join the final bidding. The only problem was that during tea there was a power surge and it tripped out one of our wiring circuits, but my Mistress sorted that by going to the fuse box so we thought that all was well. Then a little later there was a van outside from the power company, which is never a good sign. She went off to bed only to be woken by my master to say we had lost all power. Anyway, the long and the short of it was that she couldn\u2019t bid on Ebay because we had no power and the typewriter was sold for a very low price to someone else. It just wasn\u2019t meant to come here. I\u2019ve asked if she would mind not bidding on anything else on Ebay as I don\u2019t want the power to go off again.<\/p>\n

Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n

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