{"id":948,"date":"2007-02-19T08:07:50","date_gmt":"2007-02-19T08:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=948"},"modified":"2007-02-19T08:07:50","modified_gmt":"2007-02-19T08:07:50","slug":"monday-19th-february-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/02\/19\/monday-19th-february-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 19th February 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well I\u2019m back home again for the time being. I am starting to think that my mistress doesn\u2019t think I should sit still for too long. Actually it isn\u2019t so much the sitting still, I\u2019m going to be doing a lot of that this week, it is more I shouldn\u2019t expect to stay in one place for too long. Apparently she is off to England again on Wednesday and this time I get to go along for the ride. I\u2019m not sure if I am expected to go to the hospital with her to visit her aunt or whether it will be another of those dog prejudice things where I am not allowed in. I have heard that there are dogs that visit sick people as a job and that it cheers them up. The sick people that is, I can\u2019t think it cheers the dogs up. Now you can call me Sherlock Holmes if you like but by my deductions, that means I will be having a trip to the vet sometime soon. I tried sitting down in the middle of the footpath on the way there the other day and that didn\u2019t do me any good. Being dragged as a 27kg adult dog is not the most dignified way to travel. I may have to try different avoidance tactics this time, such as hiding. I hope he won\u2019t try giving me another of those injections in my nose again. I really didn\u2019t like that. It wasn\u2019t that it hurt or anything like that, I just didn\u2019t like it.<\/p>\n<p>If you are one of the hundreds of people that has recently read my diary from the 1<sup>st<\/sup> June last year, please will you drop me an email to tell me why. Why the 1<sup>st<\/sup> of June? It is driving me nuts trying to find out what was so special about that day.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well I\u2019m back home again for the time being. I am starting to think that my mistress doesn\u2019t think I should sit still for too <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2007\/02\/19\/monday-19th-february-2007\/\" title=\"Monday 19th February 2007\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}