Well I\u2019m back home again today and I think my main job is looking after my mistress. If I\u2019m lucky my bath will have been cancelled rather than postponed but if I\u2019m not so lucky I may have to either cooperate or develop some very good avoidance tactics. I\u2019m quite glad she isn\u2019t spending any longer with Bertie and Misskin the cats at my master\u2019s parents. The way my mistress describes them you would think they were perfect. I\u2019m not prone to jealousy but given how she goes on about them and how I am made to sleep in the garage when I\u2019m there, a dog could start to get a bit of a complex.<\/p>\n
I have just realised it is Valentine\u2019s Day on Wednesday and I haven\u2019t got anyone to send a card to. I never did get round to trying to find internet dating for dogs or speed dating for dogs. I am guessing speed dating for dogs is very different than for humans. I can\u2019t imagine it being acceptable for humans to go round and sniff each others bottoms to decide of they want to see each other again. For dogs that is perfectly acceptable and for the most part is what would be expected. You get a much better idea about the dog and where it has been, what its lifestyle is like and what it eats, by having a really good sniff. Just having a few minutes to talk tells you so little, for a start they could make up what they tell you but you can\u2019t make up a smell. A smell can\u2019t lie. It is a far more reliable way of finding things out. Of course when my mistress tried internet dating years ago the person she met set fire to the restaurant menu, which rather set the tone for a disastrous evening. Maybe all things considered I will just snuggle up to my mistress on Valentine\u2019s day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"