Please will Shadow\u2019s season start soon? There is only so much any chap can take. She is passed the playful stage onto the \u2018dog on a hot tin roof\u2019 stage. She is wired, there\u2019s no other way to describe it. Every noise, every movement \u2013 she gets over excited. Heaven forbid that the window cleaner should come in the next couple of days. She\u2019s bad enough at the best of times when he is here. At the moment when she plays with Aristotle the play gets out of hand within minutes of them starting. If we aren\u2019t careful things are going to go flying. In the past she has varied between 26 weeks and 3 days and 31 weeks and 4 days. So far she has reached 26 weeks and 5 days \u2013 please don\u2019t let her carry on to 31 weeks this time. I don\u2019t think I could take it. It\u2019s a nightmare when we go out for a walk too. I feel obliged to attempt to cover her scent. She is now stopping to pee every few yards to let all the neighbourhood boys that she is available. It gives me an awful lot of peeing to do and sometimes I get carried away and pee on her as well unless someone pulls her away in time. I\u2019ve having to drink more just to make sure I\u2019ve got an adequate reservoir. Anyway, I\u2019m thinking of asking if she would mind if I sit in the front room out of the way until she returns to being a normal adult dog again. It\u2019s just that that is where my Mistress is sending her when her playing with Aristotle gets too much for all of us, so she sees it as her room and isn\u2019t all that good at sharing at the best of times.<\/p>\n
Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"