{"id":8220,"date":"2013-11-25T00:03:52","date_gmt":"2013-11-25T00:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=8220"},"modified":"2013-11-25T00:03:52","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T00:03:52","slug":"monday-25th-november-2013-oh-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/11\/25\/monday-25th-november-2013-oh-dear\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 25th November 2013 – Oh dear"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Saturday when the pantomime finishes they are having a post production party and for reasons only a human can understand they are having a karaoke. My Mistress suggested that she and my Master sing \u2018Fairytale of New York\u2019 as a duet. If you don\u2019t know the song it is full of insults and would have been great fun\u2026if they could sing. One thing both my Master and Mistress have in common is that neither of them can sing in tune\u2026 not even a little bit. Anyway, whilst my Master did not like the song suggested he did like the idea of a duet. No one asked our point of view. In my opinion they should both be gagged for the evening and certainly should not be allowed to sing and definitely not sing together. More to the point they should not be allowed to rehearse anywhere in our earshot as it is not pleasant. I\u2019m guessing this racket is going to continue throughout the week until the actual event takes place. I would be doing them a favour if I were to howl over the top of their noise. Even Aristotle can sing better than they can. Perhaps he and I should do a duet. I bark bass and he barks tenor. All we need then is Shadow doing the soprano and we\u2019d be sorted. We ought to howl something like \u2018Love me love my dog\u2019.<\/p>\n

\"car<\/a>As I promised this is a photo of what the car looks like with my advertising slogans on the sides. I think it looks good, although it is a bit of a shock to the system to see it looking so fresh and new and the car clean. I guess it won\u2019t stay like that for long.<\/p>\n

Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n

You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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