{"id":805,"date":"2006-12-21T12:38:51","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T12:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=805"},"modified":"2006-12-21T12:38:51","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T12:38:51","slug":"thursday-21st-december-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/12\/21\/thursday-21st-december-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 21st December 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well we are all loaded up and ready to go. I had a sudden panic and asked my mistress where she had put all the presents. It turns out that they are already in England and I don\u2019t need to worry. It also turns out she hasn\u2019t bought them all yet and has some shopping to do when we get there. I have asked if she would mind not making me sit in the car whilst she does it as I will have had enough of the car by the time we get there. She said if I was good she would let me wrap some of the presents whilst she is out. I dread to think what the option is if I am bad! Perhaps then I have to wrap all of the presents rather than just some of them.<\/p>\n<p>I think my first new year\u2019s resolution is to find a girlfriend. I am considering looking into whether there is internet dating for dogs. I do meet other dogs when I am out, but these are mostly boys. There must be some nice girl dogs out there but they just don\u2019t walk in the places I go. I need someone that can cope with my lively, energetic and enthusiastic nature and the fact that I don\u2019t always know my own strength. I\u2019ve given my mistress enough bruises to last a lifetime so it would be no good my finding a really soft sensitive type. I&#8217;m pretty much stuck if they want puppies too. I suppose I could look for an older dog that has already had puppies but I think I might be a little too energetic for that. To be honest a girl about my age might be best. I wonder how I should describe myself for an advert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well we are all loaded up and ready to go. I had a sudden panic and asked my mistress where she had put all the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/12\/21\/thursday-21st-december-2006\/\" title=\"Thursday 21st December 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5834,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}