{"id":788,"date":"2006-12-14T12:26:40","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T12:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=788"},"modified":"2006-12-14T12:26:40","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T12:26:40","slug":"thursday-14th-december-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/12\/14\/thursday-14th-december-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 14th December 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday was the appraisal rematch! I had got ready all the things I wasn\u2019t happy about, just in case I didn\u2019t like the way my appraisal went. It was going to be a sort of counter attack. I hadn\u2019t really prepared for the event that my mistress thought I was wonderful, I just assumed an appraisal was a bad thing. All things considered it seemed a little churlish to start complaining about the frequency that she washes my bed and the fact I really would like more food. If truth be known I am probably one of the most spoilt dogs I know and complaining seems a little unfair. So I told her how much I appreciated that I am rarely left on my own and never for very long. I get lots of cuddles and she never really tells me off when I forget myself and put muddy paws all over her. I did explain that there is always room for more stroking, and will be until it gets to 24 hours a day. I like the amount of walks I have and appreciate that when I don\u2019t really want to go I am not made to, but my mistress will always turn out for me whatever the weather if I do want to go. I like being allowed to sit on the settee and wondered if my mistress could convince my granny and granddad to let me sit on their settee when I go and see them. I have all the toys I need but would like my mistress and master to play with them with me more often. My only real complaint goes back to the early days when I was taken to dog training and my mistress really thought I was going to sit down in a muddy field. On balance I am a very happy dog and know when I am on to a good thing. After all who else would feed me little bits of marzipan when I ask for them?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>So yesterday was the appraisal rematch! I had got ready all the things I wasn\u2019t happy about, just in case I didn\u2019t like the way <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/12\/14\/thursday-14th-december-2006\/\" title=\"Thursday 14th December 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5777,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}