{"id":7595,"date":"2013-04-07T00:05:35","date_gmt":"2013-04-06T23:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=7595"},"modified":"2013-04-07T00:05:35","modified_gmt":"2013-04-06T23:05:35","slug":"sunday-7th-april-2013-looking-at-other-males","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/04\/07\/sunday-7th-april-2013-looking-at-other-males\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday 7th April 2013 &#8211; looking at other males"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to tell you about Tucker\u2019s antics. You may remember that Tucker was one of Shadow\u2019s last litter and he lives with Tino the rabbit. Well on Friday, Tino had gone outside to stretch his little bunny legs, leaving his cage door open and when he came back, he only found that Tucker had climbed right into his cage while he wasn\u2019t using it. Can you imagine a puppy deciding to take up residence in a rabbit\u2019s cage!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m getting excited about my Mistress coming home to me. They will be on their way back today, but won\u2019t actually get here until tomorrow. My excitement at their return is outweighing my annoyance as to how they have spent today. I don\u2019t know what my Master thinks of it all but they have spent the day looking at other males and thinking how good looking they are. Of course, my Master might mind rather less as the males concerned are dogs, but I am pretty fed up! My Mistress claims that she is doing it on behalf of Shadow but I\u2019m not so certain. I think she should only have eyes for me and maybe at a push Aristotle. I don\u2019t want her saying how handsome some other boy is, what a good strong chest he has, how nice his eyes are. How would she like it if I started looking at other humans like that?<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve suggested to my Master that we might like to take some time to tidy the house before she comes home. We may have overlooked putting all the rubbish out for the bin men, but we can at least get things straight in the house. Aristotle has offered to wash up, but that\u2019s only because he\u2019s hoping there are some food remnants he can clear up in the process.<\/p>\n<p>Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:alfie@alfiedog.me.uk\">alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA\">https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I forgot to tell you about Tucker\u2019s antics. You may remember that Tucker was one of Shadow\u2019s last litter and he lives with Tino the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/04\/07\/sunday-7th-april-2013-looking-at-other-males\/\" title=\"Sunday 7th April 2013 &#8211; looking at other males\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15],"tags":[50,43],"class_list":["post-7595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-dog-breeding","tag-entlebucher","tag-switzerland","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7595\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}