{"id":7585,"date":"2013-04-03T00:05:59","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T23:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=7585"},"modified":"2013-04-03T00:05:59","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T23:05:59","slug":"wednesday-3rd-april-2013-half-way-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/04\/03\/wednesday-3rd-april-2013-half-way-there\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 3rd April 2013 &#8211; Half way there"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I spoke to my Mistress earlier they were half way to Switzerland. They went to see Tess and my Mistress said it was really funny. Tess went up to them as though they were anybody and then she sniffed my Mistress and was suddenly excited \u2018Oh it\u2019s you. IT\u2019S YOU.\u2019 In her excitement little Tess\u2019s left a small puddle on the hall floor and then proceeded to jump all over my Mistress kissing her and snuggling up to her. They were only there for about 40 minutes but Tess was so pleased to see her and carried on bouncing with excitement until she ran out of energy and collapsed in a heap of tired puppy. It\u2019s a good job she\u2019s happy living where she is because if she weren\u2019t I think my Mistress would be adding her to our little family. Ari has asked if he can go to see his sister when we\u2019re passing in the summer and my Mistress has said \u2018We\u2019ll see\u2019 which at least isn\u2019t a no!<\/p>\n<p>My Mistress says it\u2019s warmer where she is than it is here so we thought we might all pack our things and go and join her, but that would leave no one to supervise my Master, which can never be a good thing. Although to be fair he hasn\u2019t taken his head out of the book about the murder weekend company since he got back. I was thinking of going up to him very quietly and then screaming in him ear to see if I could scare him.<\/p>\n<p>My Mistress\u2019s hand isn\u2019t doing so well. It was improving nicely until she tried to make some of her oat cereal and stirring the bowl made it much worse. It was bad timing doing that the night before having to drive, but she wasn\u2019t to know that.<\/p>\n<p>Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:alfie@alfiedog.me.uk\">alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA\">https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>When I spoke to my Mistress earlier they were half way to Switzerland. They went to see Tess and my Mistress said it was really <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/04\/03\/wednesday-3rd-april-2013-half-way-there\/\" title=\"Wednesday 3rd April 2013 &#8211; Half way there\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,17],"tags":[77,16],"class_list":["post-7585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-travel-2","tag-britannia","tag-travel","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7585\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}