{"id":7572,"date":"2013-03-30T00:05:19","date_gmt":"2013-03-30T00:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=7572"},"modified":"2013-03-30T00:05:19","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T00:05:19","slug":"saturday-30th-march-2013-honestly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/03\/30\/saturday-30th-march-2013-honestly\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 30th March 2013 &#8211; Honestly!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well at least she rang me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow\u2019s it going?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t talk for long there\u2019s been a murder.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs it my Master?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo\u2026not yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Well that\u2019s reassuring, or at least better than her having killed him already. They did fall out the last time they went on one of these weekends so anything is possible. The problem is that firstly they are both very competitive and secondly they are both adamant that their way is the way to do things. As you can imagine if their way is the same that is ideal and there\u2019s no stopping them, but if their way is different to the other one it can have disastrous consequences. I\u2019m fully expecting either that only one of them will come back or that one of them will come back early\u2026 by train! Obviously, I\u2019m hoping for the latter while expecting the former.<\/p>\n<p>If I have understood it correctly, the murder that has taken place is not actually real, so you don\u2019t need to worry too much. The fact that it\u2019s not real doesn\u2019t stop my Master and Mistress taking the investigation seriously and trying to solve the crime. All while trying to remember who they are pretending to be for the weekend. I\u2019d get confused just saying I was someone other than I am. Although it does make it easier for my Mistress that she has adopted the name Megan vom Kornried for the weekend! My Master in a worrying move is calling himself Alfie! I just hope when they come home they have reverted to their normal personas or things are going to get very confusing.<\/p>\n<p>Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:alfie@alfiedog.me.uk\">alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA\">https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well at least she rang me. \u201cHow\u2019s it going?\u201d I said. \u201cI can\u2019t talk for long there\u2019s been a murder.\u201d \u201cIs it my Master?\u201d \u201cNo\u2026not <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/03\/30\/saturday-30th-march-2013-honestly\/\" title=\"Saturday 30th March 2013 &#8211; Honestly!\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-7572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-wisdom-and-experience","tag-megan","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7572\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}