It has been made perfectly clear to me that when I sneeze over my Mistress\u2019s feet and legs without putting a paw over my mouth and nose, which, might I say, is difficult for a dog, it is not appreciated. Why then does my Mistress think it\u2019s ok for her to sneeze all over me and not so much as apologise? To be fair she\u2019s sneezed over everyone and everything else so it\u2019s not a personal thing and her nose is fit to rival Rudolph without any effort whatsoever.<\/p>\n
As a breed my Mistress is usually proud to tell people we don\u2019t shed too badly. If you came to the office at the moment you would think she was fibbing. We\u2019re having a problem with the weather, as I\u2019m told are many other dogs. We don\u2019t know whether to shed our winter coats or not. One day it is hot so our bodies systems go into shedding mode and then the next day it\u2019s cold so we frantically start regrowing a thick coat, only to shed it again four days later. It\u2019s no joke. None of us looks our best and the office floor is developing its own carpet to cover the bare floorboards. I suppose we should be grateful that we haven\u2019t started to develop web feet to cope with all the water, it\u2019s probably only a matter of time.<\/p>\n
My Mistress was watching a video of a friend of ours doing agility the other day. It was so funny. The dog we know who was going through the course suddenly barked and we all thought she was here to see us and went running round madly trying to find her. Even I was a little slow to catch on, even though my Mistress was trying to shout to us above the din that the barking was on the computer. I was so disappointed.<\/p>\n
Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"