{"id":737,"date":"2006-11-22T08:26:32","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T08:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=737"},"modified":"2006-11-22T08:26:32","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T08:26:32","slug":"wednesday-22nd-november-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/11\/22\/wednesday-22nd-november-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 22nd November 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t know what I have done wrong but Chloe isn\u2019t answering my calls anymore. I haven\u2019t had a text message from her for ages and I didn\u2019t get a birthday card. I wonder of she has found another dog. I\u2019d like to have a girlfriend that I could see more often, but maybe since my operation they won\u2019t be so interested in me. Anyway, there is no good feeling all sad, I am going to be so busy doing new things for the next couple of weeks that I won\u2019t have time to think about it and I will have my mistress as my constant companion. I know how much my mistress will miss my master while she is away so I think it is my job to try to look after her.<\/p>\n<p>We saw Elvis whilst we were walking yesterday, it was good to see him, but I do wish our mistresses would let us off our leads so we could have a good play together. All this tail wagging and sniffing gets a bit tedious when what you really want is a good roll in the mud.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been thinking about what my mistress said to me about getting my diary published. As I walked through the woods I started daydreaming that there might come a time when children the world over would know these trees as \u2018Alfie\u2019s Woods\u2019. I realised I rather liked the idea, so maybe when I come back from my travels I will try to do something. I wonder if publishers get many letters from dogs. My Mistress has explained that as a writer you have to get used to rejection letters. I\u2019m not sure how well I would deal with that but she said if she can cope then she thinks that I would. I asked her what she did to cheer herself up when she gets one and she said she cuddles me. I suppose if we are both trying to get things published there could be an awful lot of cuddles!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I don\u2019t know what I have done wrong but Chloe isn\u2019t answering my calls anymore. I haven\u2019t had a text message from her for ages <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/11\/22\/wednesday-22nd-november-2006\/\" title=\"Wednesday 22nd November 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5626,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}