{"id":7348,"date":"2013-01-16T00:05:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T00:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=7348"},"modified":"2024-04-11T06:50:25","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T06:50:25","slug":"wednesday-16th-january-2013-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/01\/16\/wednesday-16th-january-2013-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 16th January 2013 &#8211; mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You might think from the title that I had found something that tastes nice and in a manner of speaking I have, it\u2019s just that it\u2019s inside the keyboard and causing the m key to stick. My Mistress was having some golden syrup on a rice cake the other morning. She uses the golden syrup to stick the blueberries to the rice cake so they don\u2019t roll off, anyway, she was typing while eating and dripped golden syrup into the keyboard by the m key and now it sticks, when it will go down at all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yesterday was not a good day. \u2018You are going to the V-E-T she said\u2019, \u2018don\u2019t worry\u2019 she said! \u2018Shadow and Beija are coming too, you just need to come to look after them.\u2019 She lied that\u2019s all I can say. Oh I did have to look after them, but I also had to have my annual jabs, and my kennel cough injection up my nose and wormer when I got home. That is not a good day in my book. Mind you it was worse for Beija. She thought she was only going for her first injections but it turned out she\u2019d misplaced her microchip so she had to have that done again too and that\u2019s not a nice thing at any time, let alone when it\u2019s your second in under two weeks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The puppy cam will switch off this afternoon. I\u2019ve been practicing a little song to sing to camera before it goes off. Of course seeing as there\u2019s no sound it is largely irrelevant and for all you know I could be singing anything. Dickens is all excited about this afternoon as he\u2019s expecting a visit from his new humans. He\u2019ll be going home with them tomorrow. He\u2019s grown so much in the last few days it\u2019s amazing. He\u2019s a bit cuddly bundle according to my Mistress. I just see him as a rival for her affection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:alfie@alfiedog.me.uk\">alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA\">https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can find short stories to read at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alfiedog.com\/\">www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>You might think from the title that I had found something that tastes nice and in a manner of speaking I have, it\u2019s just that <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2013\/01\/16\/wednesday-16th-january-2013-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\/\" title=\"Wednesday 16th January 2013 &#8211; mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7051,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,15,5],"tags":[75,78,50,53,27],"class_list":["post-7348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-dog-breeding","category-wisdom-and-experience","tag-boadicea","tag-bumble","tag-entlebucher","tag-puppies","tag-shadow","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7348"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11428,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7348\/revisions\/11428"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}