Ok, so not an actual cat, we don\u2019t have one of those. But then neither are we actual mice. My Mistress has gone out for the day to London and we are here causing trouble. To be fair, we aren\u2019t on our own, but the great thing about someone else looking after you is that you can say \u2018Oh but my Mistress said I could do that today\u2019 and they are none the wiser. I\u2019m putting a bid in for a day in bed although this is in direct conflict with Aristotle wanting to see if he can use the bed as a trampoline. You would never know he had a bad leg from the way he bounces everywhere. He really is a classic case of not letting a disability get in the way of a bit of mischief. The girls have emptied out all my Mistress\u2019s make up and nail varnish and are having a girly day doing each other\u2019s nails and generally giggling to each other. It makes a pleasant change from Shadow being limited to grooming all our ears, although what my Mistress will make of it all remains to be seen. I\u2019ve explained to the others, the key thing is to have the house back to how it was before we started in plenty of time for our Mistress coming home \u2013 although I suppose that will depend on how much damage the trampolining actually does as some mess is less easy to fix.<\/p>\n
We were sent some free dog food to try yesterday. I\u2019m always willing to stick up my paw for that one. Sadly my Mistress took immediate charge of it and said it would be rationed out. I\u2019m a little less keen on the rationing idea.<\/p>\n
Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"