I didn\u2019t get taken to Gent. I have been there anyway so I didn\u2019t really mind. Well not that much. I stayed at home contemplating my behaviour or so I told my mistress. In reality I was thinking about being a wolf in a pet dog\u2019s clothing and wondering how scary I could make myself for Halloween. All the children round here are going \u2018trick or treating\u2019 and they will be calling at our house. I thought it might be fun to turn the tables and scare them witless when my mistress opens the door. I was thinking about making a \u2018ghost wolf\u2019 costume and perfecting my howl, then maybe making a pumpkin lantern and using the light of it to project really scary wolf shadows. If my mistress gets to find the plan I will probably get shut out of the way so I don\u2019t really frighten the younger ones but what is the point of them coming to try and scare me if I can\u2019t scare them back?<\/p>\n
I do however need my mistress to buy the pumpkin unless I steal Matilda\u2019s that is sitting outside of next door. I didn\u2019t think cats were into all that sort of thing I thought they would consider it below them.<\/p>\n
Being grounded was not the worst result of my misbehaviour. To be quite honest the good thing about my harness was that if I wanted to go in a different direction to the person holding my lead, I could really throw my weight into it. I have very well developed shoulder and chest muscles, I\u2019m quite proud of them. Now to have the same effect I will have to develop my nose muscles as I have a new lead that goes round my nose. Annoyingly it works, I can\u2019t pull against it. The best I can do is sit down and refuse to move but then I lose out.<\/p>\n
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