I don\u2019t think my mistress has quite got the hang of youth culture. She got a text from James in response to one she sent saying \u2018Hus dis\u2019 so pronouncing it exactly as it was written she asked what it meant. To be fair even I didn\u2019t get that that translated as \u2018Who is this?\u2019 so maybe I am just not a cool sort of a dog after all.<\/p>\n
Well it is fun having my grandparents here but they don\u2019t play as much as either children or other dogs. It\u2019s funny really, we went for a walk in \u2018my woods\u2019 and they thought they were showing me things like the squirrels running round the tree. I know they are there I have to share the acorns with them. I still think it is the squirrels throwing the acorns at me as I walk underneath their trees. My mistress says they fall on their own but that all seems a bit ridiculous to me, you would have thought having taken the trouble to spend all summer growing they could at least have learnt how to keep their balance.<\/p>\n
I had a note from Chloe. She has heard about the PDDP and things it\u2019s silly. Perhaps she should take more interest in politics it affects her life as much as anyone else\u2019s. I couldn\u2019t bring myself to reply to her, to be honest I was a bit upset. I have been thinking we ought to have a logo and maybe a slogan but all I have come up with so far is \u2018Best friends not subordinates\u2019 and although it sums it all up it is a bit short on the \u2018snappy\u2019 front. Maybe something like, \u2018Never mind Christmas a dog needs rights\u2019 would be a bit more punchy.<\/p>\n
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