I have a small crisis to deal with. Ari and I seem to have eaten all the dog biscuits and chews. We are only a week into the holiday and when I went to check the cupboard earlier it was most definitely empty. To my knowledge, Ari doesn\u2019t know where the biscuits are kept although obviously with his sense of smell I may just be kidding myself. Anyway, from the initial analysis of the problem it would seem that I cannot be trusted and I may have over indulged with the odd bit of comfort eating. Anyway, I\u2019m nothing if not resourceful. I have a computer. I have internet access and I know the log in details for my Mistress\u2019s Tesco account. Delivery will be ok as long as I order at least \u00a340 of dog biscuits, but the way it\u2019s going that would barely see me through until Tuesday. My dilemma is whether the Tesco\u2019s delivery driver is going to be happy to accept my paw print for the delivery. I know that my Mistress has said that she has had to sign the little machine with everything from a pen to a car key and very rarely is faced with an implement intended to accompany the machine. I also know she\u2019s said you can very rarely read her signature. So, I\u2019m thinking a claw mark by the dog is just as good as anything else they\u2019ve had from us recently. All I need to do now is work out how I explain the need for fifteen packs of dog treats. I suppose I could say they were on special offer, but that wouldn\u2019t explain why the cupboard is going to be empty again by the time they get home.<\/p>\n
Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"