I know I\u2019m not supposed to use my Mistress\u2019s credit card, but it\u2019s in a good cause. It\u2019s just that I\u2019m not going to be able to hide the evidence and I think I\u2019m going to be in trouble. Is it ok to say it was Roxy and Snoopy\u2019s faults and that I am in some way innocent? I just don\u2019t like to see Ari struggle and I don\u2019t want him to miss out on all the fun. He\u2019s my best friend and we should go places together. I also realise it isn\u2019t his birthday for another three months, but I didn\u2019t think he should have to wait that long. I found a pet stroller in the right size and it was much cheaper than all the ones I\u2019d looked at the other day. It\u2019s the exact same one but it\u2019s half the price and I\u2019ve checked it isn\u2019t dodgy. It\u2019s by the official importer of the product and it really does all look above board, it\u2019s just that I didn\u2019t ask first and I\u2019m going to be in big trouble. I\u2019ve heard it all before. \u201cAlfie you must not use my credit card. That is fraud.\u201d The thing is, I did some checks and I don\u2019t think fraud applies to dogs. I don\u2019t think they have doggy prisons and if anything my owner would be held responsible. Then as it\u2019s her credit card anyway it can\u2019t be fraud, so I\u2019m all right\u2026aren\u2019t I?<\/p>\n
I hope you\u2019re reading this Snoopy. I didn\u2019t get the pink one. It\u2019s a dark blue and it\u2019s almost big enough for me to sit in with Aristotle if I get tired. It would be ok for both of the girls but they\u2019re the ones I had in mind pulling while we sit in comfort watching the world go by. Now I just need to arrange another family outing so that we can try it out.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m going to be in big trouble aren\u2019t I?<\/p>\n
Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK –https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n You can find short stories to read at www.alfiedog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"