{"id":6255,"date":"2012-05-12T00:02:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-11T23:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=6255"},"modified":"2012-05-12T00:02:38","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T23:02:38","slug":"saturday-12th-may-2012-ive-had-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2012\/05\/12\/saturday-12th-may-2012-ive-had-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 12th May 2012 &#8211; I&#8217;ve had enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok so about the dining room carpet\u2026And the guest room\u2026And the kitchen\u2026I\u2019m sorry but I\u2019ve had enough. She\u2019s my Mistress and I\u2019m fed up with having to share her with everyone else and I want more attention. I don\u2019t mean to be so badly behaved but being nice was getting me nowhere. She keeps bringing more and more dogs into the house to compete for her attention and Amigo is a paw too far. Yes, I know he needs a lot of love and special care, but why should that be at my expense. \u201cI know you\u2019ll understand, Alfie.\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re always so good about things, Alfie.\u201d Well I\u2019m sorry but now I\u2019m not. I\u2019m not going to be \u2018nice Alfie\u2019 anymore. I want as much attention as the next dog in the house. Oh, having a hormonal bitch having a go at me doesn\u2019t help. It was my chew and Megan had no right to make me cower in the corner of the chair and take it from me by force. What kind of example is that to set to the young puppies of the house?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it has backfired slightly. So we could have some quality time together I had to sit in the passenger seat while we ran errands. I suppose it was better than nothing. Amigo went for a weekend sleepover with Avril because my Mistress is going out all day today so at least I got an evening without him last night and I did get my cuddle in bed this morning as she didn\u2019t have to get up quite so early to take him for a walk. It\u2019s not all bad and when it\u2019s just me and Amigo he\u2019s a nice little dog, but then there\u2019s Aristotle and Megan and Shadow. We have to call a register at meal times to make sure everyone has been fed!<\/p>\n<p>Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:alfie@alfiedog.me.uk\">alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA\">https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Ok so about the dining room carpet\u2026And the guest room\u2026And the kitchen\u2026I\u2019m sorry but I\u2019ve had enough. She\u2019s my Mistress and I\u2019m fed up with <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2012\/05\/12\/saturday-12th-may-2012-ive-had-enough\/\" title=\"Saturday 12th May 2012 &#8211; I&#8217;ve had enough\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22216,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[65,53],"class_list":["post-6255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-wisdom-and-experience","tag-amigo","tag-puppies","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6255\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}