{"id":601,"date":"2006-09-18T08:43:53","date_gmt":"2006-09-18T07:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=601"},"modified":"2006-09-18T08:43:53","modified_gmt":"2006-09-18T07:43:53","slug":"monday-18th-september-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/09\/18\/monday-18th-september-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 18th September 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it is time to pack my little suitcase and go and visit my doggy friends for a while. Once again my mobile phone has credit on it, until I waste it texting Chloe and have none left to speak to my master and mistress when I need to. I don\u2019t know yet whether Chloe can come and stay too, she is still working on her owners. She managed to find some holiday brochures on a shelf and has left them open on the coffee table in the hope that they take the hint but I\u2019m not holding out much hope. I wonder if I will be able to get out and have any adventures of my own. I may just pack a few books and keep myself occupied with those. I\u2019m going to start with the one my master has just finished as I have never know him laugh so much.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s cruel having to see my master and mistress packing right in front of me. I don\u2019t want to know they are going somewhere that they will need swimming costumes and sun cream. I wonder if they will send me a postcard this time. It would be very hypocritical to send one that said something like \u2018having a lovely time, wish you were here\u2019 as if they really wished I was there they would have gone somewhere they could take me. I\u2019m under no illusions. I wish there was some way I could turn the tables on them. If there were somewhere I was going because I really wanted to that they couldn\u2019t come with me, then see how they felt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well it is time to pack my little suitcase and go and visit my doggy friends for a while. Once again my mobile phone has <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/09\/18\/monday-18th-september-2006\/\" title=\"Monday 18th September 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5037,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}