{"id":5880,"date":"2012-01-25T08:24:10","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T08:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=5880"},"modified":"2012-01-25T08:24:10","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T08:24:10","slug":"wednesday-25th-january-2012-computers-dont-you-just-love-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2012\/01\/25\/wednesday-25th-january-2012-computers-dont-you-just-love-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 25th January 2012 &#8211; Computers, don&#8217;t you just love them?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s going to be one of those days. I\u2019ve got a great long list of things to do and the computer is playing up. It all started a couple of days ago when it restarted of its own accord. Never a good sign in a computer, when it starts to have a mind of its own! My Mistress told me to run all the clean up routines and as a dutiful dog that is exactly what I have set about doing. The problem now is that it seems to have hung mid clean up, stuck in a sort of loop. In truth the problem is probably that I got impatient and tried to close the programme to restart the computer so I could get on. That was the point at which it warned me that if I forced that particular programme to close there was going to be trouble. Now it won\u2019t show me where it has got to and won\u2019t stop running and I daren\u2019t turn it off. It means that as I\u2019m working everything I do keeps freezing and I have to wait for it to catch up and I have a horrible fear that it is going to lose everything I do. I think I should probably tell my Mistress what I\u2019ve done but I\u2019m worried I\u2019ve done the wrong thing, so I\u2019m going to quietly sit here for a while pretending to work and hope that it all sorts itself out before I have to confess.<\/p>\n<p>I know I was supposed to be letting Ari write the diary today, but with the computer problems I didn\u2019t think it was fair. I did think about letting him do it and then looking over his shoulder, gasping and saying in a loud voice \u2018Ari, what have you done?\u2019&nbsp; But to be honest that seemed a bit mean and you know what it\u2019s like with the youngsters of today, sometimes they know so much about computers that they can hit a few buttons and prove it was your fault!<\/p>\n<p>Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:alfie@alfiedog.me.uk\">alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA\">https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It\u2019s going to be one of those days. I\u2019ve got a great long list of things to do and the computer is playing up. It <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2012\/01\/25\/wednesday-25th-january-2012-computers-dont-you-just-love-them\/\" title=\"Wednesday 25th January 2012 &#8211; Computers, don&#8217;t you just love them?\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5384,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3],"tags":[63,21],"class_list":["post-5880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-computers-2","category-day-to-day-life","tag-aristotle","tag-computers","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5880\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}