Well my wanting to go to the seaside hasn\u2019t totally fallen on deaf ears. Today we are going to a big display of sandcastles. Do you think I am going to be allowed to do some digging of my own or at the very least pee on them to let other dogs know I\u2019ve visited?<\/p>\n
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My mistress has let me go on a couple of local journeys in the car without my seat belt on because I make such a fuss but as it is a longer trip she says I have to wear it. It isn\u2019t so bad in my master\u2019s car as I find it easier to get comfortable when I can have three seats to myself but in my mistress\u2019s car I tend to fidget more and try different positions. When we drove back from the Ardennes I managed to completely tie myself in a knot with my seatbelt, my lead and the car seatbelt. I have been urging my mistress to buy me a slightly bigger car but I am not sure that she is listening. I do want her to keep her little car but only want to go in that when we can have the roof down and I can show off.<\/p>\n
All in all I think the moles are having a laugh at our expense. There are three mole traps down and they are having no effect at all. The number of holes seems to be multiplying exponentially. I have suggested that I be allowed to take direct action but no one else seems to think that is a good idea.<\/p>\n
I presumed that the purpose of shedding my coat was to reduce its thickness for the summer months. I don\u2019t understand why I am losing so much of my coat before the winter. Everywhere I turn there is dog hair. I shake and there is dog hair, I scratch and there is lots of dog hair. I seem to be leaving a special Alfie made carpet all around the house. My mistress has even resorted to brushing me regularly so that I can lose it in a controlled manner but I prefer to hang on to it so that I can lose it at more inconvenient times. What was the point in my mistress being bought a cushion that says \u2018no outfit is complete without added dog hair\u2019 if I can\u2019t be the one to add the dog hair?<\/p>\n
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