{"id":572,"date":"2006-09-05T08:26:06","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T07:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=572"},"modified":"2006-09-05T08:26:06","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T07:26:06","slug":"tuesday-5th-september-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/09\/05\/tuesday-5th-september-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 5th September 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well yesterday was a normal day. Normal in the sense that it was quite unlike any we have had for a long while but it was how life used to be. There was just my mistress and me, with me padding around after her wherever she went. I sat outside the shower and on my bed in the office. I stared out of the window and went for a lovely long walk. It seemed awfully quiet after all the fuss of the last couple of months. Out of the blue my mistress asked whether I had thought any more about careers. \u2018Well frankly\u2019 I said \u2018No.\u2019 To be honest I thought that had all been forgotten and maybe I could get away without one. Unfortunately it seems I was barking up the wrong tree and I still need to work out what I want to do. I mulled over \u2018mole catcher\u2019 for a brief time but realised I have been wholly unsuccessful in that capacity in the last few weeks and at the end of the day it is more a cat\u2019s work than a dog\u2019s. Perhaps I should have a word with Matilda and see if she is willing to take it on, I know she does a good line in mice from the time my mistress was feeding her and was given half a mouse as a thank you present.<\/p>\n<p>It is a god job that Andy taught me to climb the stairs to the top floor, otherwise I would really be having time twiddling my paws. It seems that \u2018helping\u2019 the children with the games on the Playstation has led my mistress to \u2018need\u2019 to have a go for herself. As long as I can sit on the settee next to her I don\u2019t mind too much, but for some reason she seems to get really annoyed when I tug her arm at critical moments. I have said I would like a go but I\u2019m having difficulty getting my paws around the controller.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well yesterday was a normal day. Normal in the sense that it was quite unlike any we have had for a long while but it <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/09\/05\/tuesday-5th-september-2006\/\" title=\"Tuesday 5th September 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4779,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}