Lesson for self (well more lesson for my mistress really), only leave the bathroom window open when showering when you are not on the ground floor immediately next to a footpath. I don\u2019t think she was too thrilled to get the opportunity to say good morning to a complete stranger, whilst completely naked!<\/p>\n
Being on holiday has been good, there have been lots of new places to mark as my territory and new scents to sniff. I will however be very happy to go home. I miss having the mole hills to pee on and being allowed off my lead to run round the garden and the woods. Now don\u2019t get me wrong, I have had some freedom, but I have had to spend way too much time on a lead walking to heel. It\u2019s really not my thing. The other problem is I never know when I will be expected to go for a walk next. I can be sitting there, quietly chewing my bone, when all of a sudden one of the children will decide I need to go for a walk. Do they really think my bladder is so weak that I have to go to the toilet every twenty minutes? I\u2019m a dog, I can wait for hours if there is nothing decent to pee on!<\/p>\n
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