{"id":537,"date":"2006-08-22T09:59:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T08:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=537"},"modified":"2006-08-22T09:59:36","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T08:59:36","slug":"tuesday-22nd-august-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/08\/22\/tuesday-22nd-august-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 22nd August 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I may be being a little bit stupid here. My mistress was saying that one of the houses they looked at had a \u2018Jack and Jill shower\u2019, well that would be totally useless in this family as no one is called either \u2018Jack\u2019 or \u2018Jill\u2019 so presumably it wouldn\u2019t get used.<\/p>\n<p>We have been playing mini-golf. It\u2019s great you chase little balls through all sorts of obstacles. I think I was supposed to be doing it in turn and counting the number of goes I had but there is a finite number I can count up to and I do hate losing. Some of the holes were really difficult to get round, they were not in straight lines and there were all sorts of things in the way. It was fun but it did all seem a bit of a pointless exercise. I wasn\u2019t allowed in the swimming pool which didn\u2019t really matter as I think it is a bit of an acquired taste and the water slide looked a bit scary. I do really want to have a go at archery but the bows aren\u2019t very suitable for dogs. It\u2019s as bad as when I wanted to try roller blading and couldn\u2019t get any doggy sized boots.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I may be being a little bit stupid here. My mistress was saying that one of the houses they looked at had a \u2018Jack and <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/08\/22\/tuesday-22nd-august-2006\/\" title=\"Tuesday 22nd August 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24233,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}