Yesterday the puppies had the privilege of peeing on the millennium editions of a number of newspapers. Now I know what you are going to say, you would have kept those, but if you has seen the pile of papers my Mistress has moved house with several times you would understand why that is not such a bright idea. Newspapers on mass are heavy. She has hurt her back more than once moving the millennium and other important events. She has drawn the line at giving them the papers from the day after 9\/11, not because she wants to keep them, but because she doesn\u2019t want to traumatise the puppies.<\/p>\n
Anyway, it\u2019s Sunday and we all overslept. It\u2019s one of those days with a lot of things to get done and not enough time to do them and now having been up every two hours in the night, my Mistress has finally given in to sleep which she can\u2019t afford to. I\u2019m not sure which jobs I am being tasked with doing, but I\u2019m hoping it is a nice one like walking Megan rather than cleaning out the puppies. I almost didn\u2019t have time to do a video for you, but here<\/a> it is. The puppy hogging the food bowls is Alan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"