I thought my new diary was going to be live by now. I\u2019m feeling very fed up and disappointed as despite my hard work I am still waiting for someone to flip the right switch to make it all possible. I have emailed them to explain they can\u2019t have pressed the right button, but I don\u2019t think they can know which button I mean as we haven\u2019t had an answer. My Mistress got very annoyed the other day as she did get an answer to a problem addressing her as \u2018Rose\u2019 rather than \u2018Rosemary\u2019 and that really didn\u2019t go down well. \u2018Look on the bright side,\u2019 I said, \u2018at least they didn\u2019t address you as Rosie!\u2019 That would have been an unforgiveable sin. It isn\u2019t that she has anything against the name Rosie, it\u2019s just that she doesn\u2019t want to be called that, by anyone!<\/p>\n
My Mistress\u2019s costume has arrived for the Pub\u2019s fancy dress party. I\u2019m pleased to say it fits and she is very pleased with it. Her biggest dilemma is whether to make it an authentic Alice in Wonderland and wear a blonde wig or whether on this occasion Alice should have red hair. I\u2019m waiting to see my Master dressed up in his outfit. He\u2019s going to be a pirate and seems to have a wig of long black hair for his. It will be funny seeing him with long hair. I asked for the Robin costume from \u2018Batman\u2019, it was available in a \u2018pet\u2019 range on the site. I thought if I dressed as a human I might get away with attending the party, but my Mistress says it doesn\u2019t work that way. James will be dressed as an animal, but he won\u2019t be refused entry because of it.<\/p>\n
The world can be a very animalist place and all because humans get to make the rules.<\/p>\n
Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK – https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"