{"id":458,"date":"2006-07-23T09:20:54","date_gmt":"2006-07-23T08:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=458"},"modified":"2006-07-23T09:20:54","modified_gmt":"2006-07-23T08:20:54","slug":"sunday-23rd-july-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/07\/23\/sunday-23rd-july-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday 23rd July 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once Chloe left yesterday I just moped around. I felt absolutely lost, even thought she had only been here for a couple of days. Every so often I would find one of her hairs on something and sigh. Her hair really does get everywhere! I didn\u2019t even feel hungry, which is quite unlike me. She had taken a photo of me using her phone and we had got one of the other dogs to take a picture of the two of us together. I do hope she emails them to me. I tried to spend the time focussing on the good things and thinking about the fact that if all goes according to plan I am going home today. I wish Chloe were here to meet my mistress I think they would like each other. My master was never quite so keen on the bouncyness of my mistress\u2019s bearded collie. Apparently when he was a puppy,(the bearded collie not my master) my master was visiting my mistress and was trying to eat a Chinese takeaway when Sweep (that was my mistress\u2019s bearded collie\u2019s name) decided it was a good time to bounce onto his lap and bounced straight into his plate of food. I can\u2019t imagine my master would have taken that very well even from a little fluffy bundle of puppy! The long and the short of it is that I think my mistress would be more pleased about my bringing a bearded collie home than my master would be. I wonder if she would be able to come round sometime?<\/p>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t sure whether to pack my things up early this time. I really can\u2019t face the disappointment of them not coming to pick me up again. I could see all the other dogs watching me as I trotted past the window, just to have a look I really don\u2019t want them all to make fun of me again. Perhaps I should pretend I don\u2019t care, then at least no one will see that I\u2019m hurting. It really is only natural for a dog to want to see his master and mistress, I really ought to be able to get excited without the worry of what the other dogs will think of me. I suppose it is the fear of looking stupid, no one likes to be made to look stupid. I am almost certain they said that they would definitely be here for me today and I know that they said it would be evening but you can\u2019t blame me for holding out a hope that they might surprise me and come early.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Once Chloe left yesterday I just moped around. I felt absolutely lost, even thought she had only been here for a couple of days. Every <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/07\/23\/sunday-23rd-july-2006\/\" title=\"Sunday 23rd July 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23912,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}