{"id":447,"date":"2006-07-18T09:17:17","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T08:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=447"},"modified":"2006-07-18T09:17:17","modified_gmt":"2006-07-18T08:17:17","slug":"tuesday-18th-july-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/07\/18\/tuesday-18th-july-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 18th July 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Diary, I am beside myself with grief. My master and mistress didn\u2019t come and pick me up yesterday. It turns out that I had completely misunderstood them. When they said they were coming back on the Monday after the wedding what else was I to think than they were coming to pick me up to take me with them. It turns out they have now gone away for a few days on their own, without me. I felt so stupid last night when I rang them to say \u2018where are you?\u2019&nbsp; and they asked me what I meant. Then I had to face the embarrassment of unpacking my bag with all the other dog laughing at me. I had tears rolling down my face so I just went to find a quiet corner of the garden to hide in.&nbsp; Why is it that people, or in this case dogs, can be so cruel when a dog is hurting? Whatever happened to them showing their sensitive sides. They wouldn\u2019t like it if I made fun of them. So, some of them have got short legs and may not be as effective in their cleaning regimes but do I make fun of them? I might walk over them by mistake if they are small but it\u2019s only because I am not looking where I am going. Anyway, with my master and mistress it turns out it was all a bit of a misunderstanding but that doesn\u2019t make me feel any better. Well it wouldn\u2019t would it? It may not have been said exactly, that I was going with them but I thought it was the right thing to assume. Now I am faced with realising they actually didn\u2019t want to take me. Oh it isn\u2019t like the bit when they were in England. I understood my passport was not valid yet and I couldn\u2019t go, but I can travel round other parts of Europe and I am willing to try flying. Perhaps it is because I haven\u2019t been good. Perhaps if I behaved better and didn\u2019t jump up they would have taken me. Do you think if I ring them and say I will try really hard to be good they would come back and get me?<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m also not sure what to do about the postcard for Harry and Nicole. I had assumed I was going to be sending it from somewhere a little more interesting than the next village to where we live. I had sort of given them the impression I was going somewhere exciting. I wonder if I get someone to take it further away and post it for me so that I don\u2019t feel a complete fraud.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Diary, I am beside myself with grief. My master and mistress didn\u2019t come and pick me up yesterday. It turns out that I had completely <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/07\/18\/tuesday-18th-july-2006\/\" title=\"Tuesday 18th July 2006\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}